Dos
-Once you get the exam paper, look at the left side of the paper. See that black thing? If that black thing is at the top, I'm sorry man. You're in a BIG trouble. But if the black thing is at the middle of the paper, then it must be your lucky day :)
-Always write names that inspires you. For example, Taiko Nad TM, Nad Bamf, The Greatest Nad in the World etc
-Doodle the extra papers given at the back of the set of papers. You can draw: Tak Nak Merokok, boy and girl etc. Show off your hidden talent!
-Always remember stories! Not facts.
-Read at all the given answers and questions. Don't simply tick the answer // cross out the answer that you haven't fully read!
-Use hyperbole as much as possible. For example: Para ibu bapa janganlah senantiasa mengongkong anak-anak mereka yang berdarah muda kerana sememangnya anak-anak muda ini dahagakan kebebasan bak burung di dalam sangkar, mahu terbang bebas di ruang angkasa.
-Memorize all the maps.
-When you see your friend's answer, consider the answer. For example: If you don't even hafal the surah, and you ACCIDENTALLY saw your friend's answer, do copy 'em. They may be right.
-Wish all the candidates along your coridor.
-Study casually at the alley. And asked the passers by to play lompat tikus. And do remember that the bibs have the cleanest and fairest feet ever! You must be proud Eno ;)
-Make a flying kiss to your best friend across the room during the examination. You may fly a flying kiss to Bedol also. But the kiss always hit the forehead.
-Use 570 and below scientific calculator only.
-Stare at the clock.
-Last but not least, enjoy every seconds of the pathetic day.
Don'ts
-Sleep
-Panic. Although you don't read certain chapters.
-Cry just because you didn't read all the sirahs and bios of the Pahlawan agama.
-Don't ever change your first answer! First thought always right. Always.