Rise of the Planet Snakes

After enjoying our recess time, Nysa and I took the short cut and when up to our class. When we were there, on the third floor, there was nobody. Well that's weird. Are we the first? =D Then we go through the third floor. There was nobody except us. I saw Bedol infront of my class. He was looking at the pond infront of the koperasi. There was a huge crowd down there.  Suddenly they all shouting.

I saw a few boys stepping on something that was moving. It was black, long and sliding like a snake. You dumbass! It is a snake! but it was so little. I think it was a baby snake. The boys playing with the snake. WTF boys! Kill it lah! All of them pijak-pijak the young creature. The head of the snake naik ke atas. You know like, you're playing seruling and the snake move like ~ 

It was scary and funny at the same time. The boys held the snake with their hands. One of them trying to kill it by pushing his palm on the snake. Lastly, after minutes of horror, one brave man, who saved the day, killed the snake by *IDK! I was talking to Bedol!* Crowd clapping loudly. Izzat, a friend of Housen screamed like an idiot. But I joined him anyways.

What if the mother snake come and murder the heroboy? 

Credit title: Nysa

5 Things To Do When Your Bestfriend Is In A Relationship With Someone That You Never Know Exist In This World Instead of Having A Royalty Relationship With A Putera

OMG did I just break the world record for having the longest title ever?

-Scream at her.
-Scream at her.
-Scream at her.
-Scream at her.
-Scream at her.

10 Things Clever Kid Would Do After School

-Hang out depan sekolah with book and pencil + eraser

-Sit on a blue rusting pole while watching people passes by

-Stalking at least one particular guy such as The Prince of Put,  the bibs etc

-Eat hotdogs, enjoy fresh fruits, drink alcohol carbonated drink or iced lemon tea

-Look at your own palm wondering which one is your bloodvessels

-Play at taman kuning until 1345 because one of your friends need to go home to watch *shit i forget the title* on FOX channel.

-Crossing the road instead of taking the jejantas

-Wait at school until 1330 because one of your friends need to go home with her boyfriend

-Detect all your seniors

-Making fun of the gangster of all time, Mr Baby Hd.

Nurain Rahman's house

Meet Yee, Birch's girlfriend of the day.

The day I discovered Pixlr. LOL

Nah Ain. Nak sangat! Birch btw.

The day I dscvrd Pixlr part II.

Picturehood hahaha

Bila nak PMR

I'm tired of reading books.

I read and answer. 

The next day, I forget everything. 

A total waste of time and mind.

A SUDDEN WAR AT KD

Farwi threw her pen to me. It hit my forehead. I hit her back with the same red pen and screamed, "Fire in the hole!" Suddenly Farwi, Ain and I start a fight. It was pen, desk and bag fight. We tried to throw anything that was throwable.

-Jumpa depan sekolah tepat pukul 1.

-Kalau lambat satu detik, kira kalah.

-Kalau korang lambat... maknanya korang takda telur.

-BAHAHAHAHAHAH

All the boys and girls were there at depan sekolah. They were all ready to watch that big fight. One of them called the policeman from Balai Polis Seksyen 6 & ambulans from Tropicana Medical Centre, to get ready for serious injury. People getting ready with their videocam. Are they allowed to bright it to school? And some of them already connect their internet connection with WiFi from Pondok Pakguard nearby. Yes, our cool pakguard have internet. Like a boss. All ready to record it and upload it instantly to Youtube and gain major popularity.

Luckily, Mafia Azmi joined me, Taiko Nad The Great. He and Botak Basah's army were determined to take Farwi down to the ground full of shit. Ain and her vampire-always-thirsty-for-blood were ready to suck their enemies. While our L.E.D Light Emitting Dahi, Zuhair Abedol shone brightly to the crowd. Everyone sweating their excess mineral salts, water and urea. And the fight war finally begins after an introduction full of drama.

#THE UGLY ANGEL

-Hey ugly.

-How there you call me ugly. I'm an angel.

-Yes, you're an ugly angel.

-Whatever. In my kingdom of sky, ugly means beautiful (:

-Wek. You're not even an angel. You're just ordinary princess of sky and Bangladesh. While I'm the princess of heaven :>

-Heaven is not exist! It's only exist in your mind. While the sky, oh you can see it. Big wide blue sky and it's mine.

-If you are real angel of sky, make it rain.

-Pnmaaaa~

-Hahaha look! It's not raining.

-We angels do not force the sky to rain. They can do it anytime they want (:

30 minutes later it's raining cats and dogs.Plus, banjir @ Sg Buloh etc. WOW. AM I THAT POWERFUL? :D